WORKING SO HARD HE BECAME A GIRLBOY
John Calipari worked out slumping junior guard Chris Douglas-Roberts personally during the week leading up to Memphis’ nonconference game with Georgetown. And in doing so, John Calipari not only toughened up Douglas Roberts and helped him turn in a stellar 24 point performance against the Hoyas, he TURNED HIM INTO A HERMAPHRODITE.
“For the first 30 minutes, he whined like he was exhausted,” Calipari said. “There were sounds coming out of him that I didn’t know if he were a female or a male.”
If John Calipari has difficulty distinguishing between the two, he’s either been coaching a WNBA team on the sly, or his love life is far more interesting than previously thought.
“He’s long, strong, and his ball skills and ability to penetrate are unbelievable.
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John Calipari, androgynous noises, and the lusty streets O’ Memphis - this just smacks of a Tennessee Williams’esque movie, featuring an uncomfortably ambiguous portrayal of Coach C by Philip Seymour Hoffman.
I’m sure I’m not the only one who thought this. Right?! Right?!!! (shuffles back to EDSBS commenting section in shame…)
Comment by Eric — December 24, 2007 @ 11:34 am
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This reminds me of a christmas gift idea from the father in law, asked his daughter if I wanted the female or male blow up doll. I informed him they had had hermaphrodite dolls now and that if he was gonna do it, better do it right and make it fun for me..
Comment by jake steely — December 24, 2007 @ 5:56 pm