The Duke/UNC rivalry got a little bit less pale last night when the Tar Heels lost guard Bobby Frasor for the season. The scrappy, intelligent, gutsy, Welker-esque guard went down when his ACL blew out like Bob Huggins on a New Years bender. UNC will now be forced to play the rest of the season without their best chucker, until they find some random walk-on with a comparable skill set.

In related news, the wine and cheese aficionados of Chapel Hill were delighted to receive free fish sticks biscuits after their boys went for triple figures against Nevada.

In unrelated news, Gary Parrish is the whiny bitch of the day for complaining about shit that couldn’t possibly matter any less. He is worthy of your finest scorn and derision.