Sure, be a dick and focus on the good teams with possibilities. We like the teams we know are horrendously flawed and not really capable of winning anything but the flukiest of NCAA tournaments. Like Tina Fey and her mysterious scar, they are flawed beauties we’ll take, because the prettiest ones are a.) already overbooked, and b.) not answering our phone calls.

USC. The idiot savant squad who while brilliant will play the idiot part of the role in losses like their early season flukebomb they lost to Mercer. They also do the hyper-brilliant part of the equation, too:

Dramatic rap synth strings aside, he’s bad, and is Davon Jefferson. If the two stayed around for another year, USC would be an easy pick for preseason top 10 material next year. Since they will both pass up relatively unpaid labor for the piles of cash in the NBA, you’ll have to make do with the boom or bust dynamic of the USC team this year.

Mississippi State. They’re fun the same way watching a car wreck is: mangling defense stopping all forward momentum, causing everything to come to a screeching halt. They allow around 60 points a game, so if you’re pitting teams against each other in fantasy matchups and love low point totals, you’re already matching Wisconsin against them in your head.

Syracuse. Five starters averaging double digits in scoring, two freshman and two sophomores in the starting lineup, and Boeheim zone defense madness. Pure funsies just to watch for the potential.

Florida. Ditto for Florida, especially point guard Nick Calathes, who’s averaging 15.3 points a game and passing like Jason Williams would if Jason Williams were accurate and not baked off his ass on five pounds of primo chiba.