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[beep] Carolina. [beep] their [beeeeep] [beeep] right in the [beeeeep] ear. [beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep]. [beeeeep], that was one [beeeeep] [beeeeeep] game. Can’t [beeeeep] believe that Duke couldn’t score one [beeeeep] point in the last five minutes. Can’t [beeeeep] believe pretty much any [beeeeep] thing that happened during that [beep].

And I don’t want to hear a [beeeeep] thing ever again about Duke getting all the [beeeeep] calls. Those refs wouldn’t know their [beeeeep] from their [beeeeep] whistles.

Don’t [beeeeep] get me started about Tyler [beeeeep] Hansbrough, either. That [beeeeeeeeeeep] mouth-breathing [beeeeeeeeep] could [beeeeep] bring Mother Teresa back from the dead, and I would still want to [beeeeep] take out the back of his [beeeeep] knees with a [beeeeeeeeeeep] baseball bat.

[beep]. [beep] [beeeeep] [beep] [beep] [beep].