After another busy tournament weekend, it’s time for another installment of “conference elimination theater” here at Thirtyfive Seconds. Please put your favorites in the comments (lord knows we left some behind), but once again, join us as we say goodbye to teams that have provided us with seconds of laughter over the past years, such as …

The Manhattan Jaspers, who fell to giant-killer Siena …

jasper
 

The Canisius Golden Griffins, whose failure to Rider reminded us why we, on dark days, we sometimes cheer for Slytherin …

griffins
 

The always tasteful Centenary Gentlemen, who, in a most gentlemanly fashion, gave Oral a full 40 minutes before finally collapsing …

gentlemen
 

And since we’re already straight in the gutter, who could forget the Robert Morris Colonials, whose otherwise non-notable name (and thus non-notable lack of ability to Mount St. Mary’s) gives us all the excuse we need to post this piece of wonder:

Oh ee oh ee oh.