Sometimes, life hands you a perfect picture – so we won’t let our words get in the way of this work of beauty by this rudimentary-but-effect

ive MSU student last month:

We love just about everything about this picture – the shit-eating smirk on the face of the guy holding it, the dumb-as-nails look on the face of the goon to his left, the fact that every other student seems to be drinking Mountain Dew. (Of course, that is the definitive indicator of a cow college – find the institution with the highest rate of Mountain Dew consumption, and you, sir, have found your state’s land grant institution. These are the facts.)

Of course, the sign is factually right. 2 Girls 1 Cup (no, we won’t link that, because we’re not crazy) at least starts with the promise of hot lesbian action. The Beilein era started with no such pizazz, and as its inaugural season comes to a close tomorrow night (presumably), their coach simply has to be wondering if he made the wrong move by leaving the relatively friendly confines of Morgantown for Ann Arbor. For now, Coach, let us humbly suggest that you NOT use Google to find out what that sign meant.

(Massive HT for brightening up our otherwise shitty-shitty-no-good week: Tom.)